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Smack That Ethiopian!

Posted June 23rd 01:16, 2006 by Akhom-Kemsa
Maryan Mursal, an Ethiopianman and a Somaliman were sitting in the same train campartment. Nothing much happened until the train went into a tunnel. Through the darkness could be heard the sound of a loud slap and a cry of pain. When the train emerged from the tunnel, Maryan Mursal and the Somaliman were sitting perfectly normal, but the Ethiopianman was rubbing his cheek and nursing a swollen eye. Maryan immediately thought: "The Ethiopianman must have tried to kiss me when we went in the tunnel, but kissed the Somaliman by mistake and got a slap for his pain." The Ehiopian thought: "The Somaliman must have tried to kiss Maryan and she slapped me by mistake." And the Somaliman thought: "this is great. Everytime we go into a tunnel, I can smack that Xabashi prat!"

Dore's picture
On Jun 22nd 02:10, 2006 Dore says:
lol qaxar saxiib u crazy, where do u get these kind of jokes from. I almost bursted into tears whilst eating ! Never expose me to these kind of jokes again

lil_khadra's picture
On Jun 22nd 02:58, 2006 lil_khadra says:
In Ethiopia, Xabashi can do anything to hurt you. For example,If they know you from other countries mostly somalian people, they force you to give them exstra money for anything they selling and u can't do anything. Any somalian who is there can't help u cus they scare for their lifes. At night, u can't go out side or otherwise they kill u or rape u. if u try to attack back,all xabashis who are there will beat you too.But they can't mess with u in other countries. So, be careful when u r in Ethiopia.

lil_khadra's picture
On Jun 22nd 03:15, 2006 lil_khadra says:
thats what I hear about Ethiopian people at mostly, so don't take me wrong brothers & sisters. Salaam all!

Hombre's picture
On Jun 22nd 03:21, 2006 Hombre says:
funny joke

Doll's picture
On Jun 22nd 03:24, 2006 Doll says:
I dont like habashi or ethiopian what ever they called they stink. And i dont trust them what so ever those row meat eaters

somali7's picture
On Jun 24th 15:43, 2006 somali7 says:
I wish i smacked the ethiopians but i am allergic to them so i can't go near them!!

mike's picture
On Jun 22nd 04:35, 2006 mike says:
XXX

Akhom-Kemsa's picture
On Jun 22nd 08:04, 2006 Akhom-Kemsa says:
fayfay, sniff, sniff Daaamn you smell like xabashi with over sized anjeera...just kidding and just for the record im not criticising Ethiopians. Besides we have lot in common, we are the only two nations that eat anjeera...lool Dore, i got my jokes from the Central Republic Bank Of Puti-Land Do something good for your country, do something wise for your people, kill one Warlord and Cigaal will kill the rest.

Baghdadi's picture
On Jun 22nd 08:34, 2006 Baghdadi says:
Qaxar, that was brilliant bro. But wait, wasn't that a British joke and u changed it into this way? hmmmmm! May be I am wrong but I've a kind of feeling that I heard it before in a different version. Anyway, I like everything that puts smelly xabashi down. Thanx buddy To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

Soulman's picture
On Jun 22nd 12:45, 2006 Soulman says:
lol, nice one qaxar
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southside c.c's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:25, 2006 southside c.c says:
this joke was so funny that i forgot to laugh

Islamic Rose's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:29, 2006 Islamic Rose says:
Nice joke :) But you guys need to stop hating on other ppl. We are all created from one soul u understand, racism is not allowed in our religion man, so try and show ppl the real muslims & show some respect. Salaam to u all.

southside c.c's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:39, 2006 southside c.c says:
yo if iam hating on another people that doesn't make me racist. it's good to be honest and trustworthy all iam doing is telling the truth

somali7's picture
On Jun 25th 18:18, 2006 somali7 says:
><><> if you see a ethiopian person spit on them!! That is racism and by the way u have to be racsist to ethio's that's the only way u can get rid of them><><><

miZz-Shamiis's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:39, 2006 miZz-Shamiis says:
hahaha LOLz i love this jooke Fuck aall xabasshooo they hate us and we hate them , its natural! ahhaha

Islamic Rose's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:48, 2006 Islamic Rose says:
"yo if iam hating on another people that doesn't make me racist." If you really hate them then yeah you are telling the truth, but hate is a strong emotion, you only feel it if you actually care. And your quote, that is exactly the defenition of a racist, no need to deny it.

southside c.c's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:56, 2006 southside c.c says:
the defention of a racist is:The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others. Discrimination or prejudice based on race THAT's the defenition of racist. you called me a racist when you thought i was hating u might as well call me sexist

Islamic Rose's picture
On Jun 22nd 16:51, 2006 Islamic Rose says:
"i love this jooke aall xabasshooo they hate us and we hate them , its natural! ahhaha " Hate isnt natural, Shaitan make it seem natural. You either follow him or Allah who doensnt like racism.

southside c.c's picture
On Jun 22nd 17:02, 2006 southside c.c says:
what point do you get we are not racist everybody in the world hates somebody, theres nobody that like everybody in the world so if your saying that you like evrybody in world then your being a hypocrite. and the hypocrite's will be in the bottom of hell

Islamic Rose's picture
On Jun 22nd 17:14, 2006 Islamic Rose says:
No need to call me a hypocrite. I think u misunderstood me, racism is when you hate a whole nation or race u understand. If I happened to hate or dislike someone then that is because that person has done something that made me dislike that person. But I dont hate a whole race, I dont even know all of them, so how can I generalise and stereotype? And I am not attackin u or anything, but it is always smart to be able to take sincere advice. My bad if u got angry. And I dont know u so cant call yu a racist, but the things that u wrote were. Salaam.

miZz-Shamiis's picture
On Jun 23rd 21:52, 2006 miZz-Shamiis says:
xabibti that wasnt ment for all ethopians okay, and i said "F-UCK all xabasho, they hate us and we hate 'em!" but i dont mean them all for real injoy the joke mah bitches (H)dont fight abt shit that aint worth it!

Islamic Rose's picture
On Jun 22nd 17:01, 2006 Islamic Rose says:
"Discrimination or prejudice based on race" U said it. Didnt u say that you hate etopians? Sorry but they r a race. If you said u hate a person that was etopian then it would be a different story walal.

southside c.c's picture
On Jun 22nd 17:04, 2006 southside c.c says:
yo islamic rose you think you know so much about islam hey

Akhom-Kemsa's picture
On Jun 22nd 17:49, 2006 Akhom-Kemsa says:
Yo,Yo We've got Somali kkk's here, cool it down guys what is this? the place is on fire. We don't hate all Ethio's we hate the ruling party and 60% of Ethio's are muslims and the majority of them are Oramo and Anfaar,and we called them Somali Abo they are one step away from being Somalinized so guys lets just enjoy the joke!

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 22nd 19:03, 2006 aYaanLe says:
To be honnest I found this "joke" more stupid than funny. ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

sE's picture
On Jun 22nd 19:40, 2006 sE says:
Somali ppl never stops me wonder how fuckt up they are. If someone makes Joke about somali ppl, then somali ppl will go like "oh not funny at alot, this is stupid bla bla bla" but when somali ppl makes jokes about other rase they found it funny! btw this joke is funny in rasism form if you know what i mean!!!!!

waryaaa's picture
On Jun 22nd 22:53, 2006 waryaaa says:
I think i read this joke in another language, but anyway very nice somali joke.

Doll's picture
On Jun 22nd 23:41, 2006 Doll says:
Every one is entitled to their own opinion. And if I don’t like Ethiopians I don’t like them sanka hanaga galinina HABASHIDA iyo shiirkooda.

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 22nd 23:48, 2006 aYaanLe says:
If you are old enough to post here, you are old enough to heare other peoples opinions, without taking it personal. If you hate a whole nation, it only tells more about you than the nation. ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

J-wise's picture
On Jun 23rd 22:24, 2006 J-wise says:
lol "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

Doll's picture
On Jun 22nd 23:55, 2006 Doll says:
Thats why i got mine got it! I dont have to follow yours ok! U hope you get that. I am somali and love being somali. By the way age got nothing to do with brains. You can be young and smart

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 23rd 00:07, 2006 aYaanLe says:
I dont have anything against you having an opinion, I'm just against your opinion. When did I tell you to follow mine? It's a good thing to love your country, but a stupid thing to hate a whole nation. Age got nothing to do with brains, thats right, but age got alot to do with maturity. ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

sE's picture
On Jun 23rd 00:10, 2006 sE says:
1 - 0 To Styles!

Igaarka Generationka's picture
On Jun 23rd 19:14, 2006 Igaarka Generationka says:
Styles ceeeb...gabdhaha xataa ma ixtarameesid:P...Bal anagaa wax aragnay

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 23rd 20:41, 2006 aYaanLe says:
Aamus shaarbuun! ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

Hani's picture
On Jun 23rd 02:59, 2006 Hani says:
gosh you know you need brains to be a psychiatrist don't you? nice try *yawning* ---------------------------------------------------- -Derrière le charme juste une femme - - Www.Orangutan.org -

J-wise's picture
On Jun 23rd 22:23, 2006 J-wise says:
lol good posting Qaxar "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

Doll's picture
On Jun 24th 00:34, 2006 Doll says:
Styles Oh Styles give it a rest! I never argued with you why you like them or not, coz frankly I don’t give a jack about it, got it brother. But I still hate em. I cant help it. Sorry if you found that offensive,....on second thought I am not sorry hahahaha “Smack that Ethiopian” lol

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 24th 01:13, 2006 aYaanLe says:
Case closed. ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

Igaarka Generationka's picture
On Jun 25th 02:18, 2006 Igaarka Generationka says:
hahaha Styles u gave up u dickhead:P:P 1-0 to doll

aYaanLe's picture
On Jun 25th 03:26, 2006 aYaanLe says:
Get out of my way! ______________________________________________________ Calaacal maanta maya biri haa!

MiZ_SoMaLiYa's picture
On Jun 24th 18:52, 2006 MiZ_SoMaLiYa says:
"case closed" looool (anyways that was a good joke by qaxar in a twisted way) "No one can cheat you out of ultimate success but yourself" -Mohammed Ali-

Ayub's picture
On Jun 24th 21:41, 2006 Ayub says:
definately one of the best jokes in Qarxis!!!!!



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hodan_1's picture
On Jun 25th 03:57, 2006 hodan_1 says:
hodan speakin >>> loooool this ****halairious n i agree with fayye u shouldn't b taklkin bout etiopians or Xabashi ppl ( well u can talk bout Xabashi ppl but still ethiopians are ur neighbour so dont hate em ! )

Ù‡îاروîÙ†î Ù…îعروîف's picture
On Jun 25th 07:36, 2006 Ù‡îاروîÙ†î Ù... says:
but xabashis dont wash thier ass after they use the toilet hodan, you like that?

Ayub's picture
On Jun 25th 18:22, 2006 Ayub says:
but gaalo's do not wash their pie hole too, but gaalo's r different D-? and we become best of friends with them..... see judge and then act saxibyaale



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gooner911's picture
On Jun 25th 23:03, 2006 gooner911 says:
׺°”˜`”°º× NaJIb ׺°”˜`”°º× hu came up wid this thing.....walahi dat guy is joke.

naagwaalen's picture
On Jul 7th 23:52, 2006 naagwaalen says:
shut up ppl...mn am 1/4 ethopian myself nd 1/4 somalian so dnt chat about my ppl dat way... we all human nd u gotta respect eachother get a life mn

MiZ_SoMaLiYa's picture
On Jul 8th 17:00, 2006 MiZ_SoMaLiYa says:
nobody is disrespcting them ....people take the piss out of people all the time ...gotta admit its funny :) "No one can cheat you out of ultimate success but yourself" -Mohammed Ali-

proud Somali's picture
On Jul 10th 18:14, 2006 proud Somali says:
lol thats funny wehere do these people get they jokes from?

Arawelo's picture
On Jul 10th 18:37, 2006 Arawelo says:
It is not funny at all. Make such a joke about Somalies and see how many ppl will be laughing. Science without religion is lame and religion without science is blind- Albert Einstein.

sE's picture
On Jul 15th 18:10, 2006 sE says:
i hate you! your making me laugh :(