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Sound clips and such

Ramadan: Prepare Yourself!

Dude... Ramadan is in a WEEK! The companions would prepare 6 months beforehand to get ready for this blessed month - which.. compared to us is pretty sad, deplorable, and really really pathetic. So there's a week left. Ask yourself...What have [b]YOU[/b] done to prepare?

shirwac & faraax & xalimo crew

lets go

Jack Nicholson Owns a Poor Lady

As creepy as Jack Nicholson can get, I must say this is by far the funniest prank call ever. The pranksters executed the prank very well. Maskin...I bet the lady was terrified at the end thinking [i]what the heck was that all about.[/i] :lol:

Bling-Bling

Here is a poem by eloquence and i hope you enjoy it

The Mental Health Hotline..Call now!

Welcome and please follow these steps correctly..if you dont understand what i jus wrote then YOUR crazy and in need of some medication..if you do understand then jus listen.....

Dead Man Walking

Previously I have posted a clip of Amir Sulaiman sharing his breath taking poem entitled Danger. Now take a closer look at him with his latest revolutionary offering, Dead Man Walking. Dead Man Walking attacks oppression and savage capitalism. Please enjoy his spoken thought. For more information about him please visit his website, www.amirsulaiman.com

The Lahme Song

I present to you the edited version of the Lahme Song :D. Here two Arab dudes rap about their infatuation with meat. Lahme literally means meat in Arabic. For all you carnivores who adore meat as much as these dorks do, I ask you to balees istand aab. :lol: Get jiggy with it.

How to speak with the Somali Accent

Time to recap peeps. Im sure a lot of ya'll will appreciate this lesson.

The lady is reading the following paragraph.

"Please call Stella.  Ask her to bring these things with her from the store:  Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob.  We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids.  She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station."

Now read the Phonetic version.

The Mexican Thong Song

This is Cheech and Chong's parody to Sisqo's Thong Song. They spiced their version up with a hilarious Mexican accent and a different messege. Have a good laugh.

AM THE DEAL

 I always knew Blair had the upper hand over BUSH

The special one part:3

Enjoy another Jose Mourinho special aka "The Special one Part 3", for previous interviews click the following links "The special one Part:1" and "The special one Part:2"

 

 

EastEnders Pisstake

Typical british pisstake innit mate. Wicked

 




Drug Test

I'm sure that many of you guys will do ENYTHING to get the job you want, dont you? I know this girl will do anything... Enjoy

 

Farah Superstar #7 - Mortal Farax

Another Farah Superstar track this time by Ayzee and FabolousJR. Enjoy

 

The special one part:2

Mourinho strikes again ! this time with "The special one Part:2" , make sure you also get to enjoy "The special one Part:1" again